Happy 50th Birthday President Obama

sofuckingbreezy:

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I just want a boss ass girlfriend!

rometheworld:

That I could play ball with 

We could play video games together

We can take sexy pics in our jays

Has a little freaky side

And at the end of the day we could just listen to music and swag the fuck out

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I’m a lazy texter. I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7, you must be pretty freaking special.

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Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

sincerelysimba:

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Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.

annyhctownnbitch:

alisawashere:

Tumblr famous in this bitch.

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